We initially decided to keep this under wraps, but realized that a lot of you use Steam and normal shortcuts to zoom right into the game. This may cause SEGA to change it down the road, but there's nothing like a good challenge, eh? Special thanks to Agrajag, Raven0123, and Variant for doing pretty much all the work. I just sat there and learned.
Make a new file in notepad, and paste the following in:
SET -pso2=+0x01e3f1e9
pso2.exe +0x33aca2b9
Save it as a .bat file ("Launch PSO2.bat", for example) and put it in the pso2_bin folder. Then put a shortcut to that wherever you want. When you click the shortcut, the game should work! \o/
Enjoy!