So I downloaded and followed the steps provided to the letter.
The English patch opens a new game separate from the original PSU that I downloaded. The setup is the same, it's just now in English. The problem lies in when it tells me that it needs special permission to run. I scanned all files, and they came back clean, so I went ahead and gave it permission.
The English patch version did nothing.
The original download actually did work, yet it popped up this gameguard thing that I did not quite understand.
What am I missing here? It's been so long since I played PSU, and I was ecstatic when I found this. I went away for a year after losing my Xbox to find PSU shut down... So this is a dream come true, but now something is preventing me from having this dream game again! I wanna cry.
I can provide screenshots, and I am also willing to do a joinme or some such to get this going. Hopefully I can conjure up some help here!